Comedian Kirsty Hudson and author Rebecca Elliott stumble across the funny as they chat about the weird the wonderful and everything in-between in a podcast straight from the twatmosphere. Join them every Friday and get freaked out in ‘Rebecca’s Crevice of Curiosity’, uplifted by ‘Kirsty’s Lovely Hole’, catch up with celeb gossip in ‘What They Doin’ Now?’ and help them decipher earwigged conversations in ‘Overheard Corner’.
Episodes
Friday Sep 25, 2020
Friday Sep 25, 2020
We’re back baby! This week we are inspired by the Netflix special ‘The Social Dilemma’. We are slithering back into social media exploring our relationship with our own socials. We are so ridiculously excited to be back, so excited it made Kirsty moo like an elephant. Not much has changed, still making at best mediocre points with half-baked ideas and thrilling breaking stories like should Rebecca Elliott wear chinos? Only if they're men’s says Fb . We will be ambling around awkward corner, orally outlining our overheards and delving into our delightful new feature where we creep into Rebecca Elliott's 'Crevice of Curiosity'. Enjoy.
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Yes, the rumours are true, we can now be found LIVE on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwV8z4inHe1ep1_2HBNkt7g
Come sit with us a while. xx
Friday Mar 20, 2020
Friday Mar 20, 2020
This week we amble through ambition, from those that come to fruition like Rebecca’s novel, to those that seem unlikely to, like Kirsty becoming David Bellamy.
Also features an alarming Vera Lynn impression, suggestions for loo roll alternatives including rabbits and kiwis and nostalgia for the days when the weather was the most interesting part of the news.
Friday Mar 13, 2020
Friday Mar 13, 2020
This week you get to unwrap and pretend to be grateful as we give you the gift of our words - though you may want to return a few.
Gifts, they come in many forms. Kirsty’s lack of privacy in a unisex changing room was not her best gift. Rebecca's best gift would be to remember that she got one.
And both agree that a 'No-Bra Day' is what every woman truly desires.
Friday Feb 28, 2020
Friday Feb 28, 2020
Ths week we holler about heroes. Why do we have them? What character makes you a hero? We discuss dangerously heroic acts like not flushing sanitary products, to the real heroes of the LGBTQ community. Does heroism have to involve dragging puppies from burning buildings or can it just be being kind and daring to stand out?
Also includes gusset talk, cheeky steam room noises and 'flesh pockets'.
... enjoy
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Not sure if our podcast is for you? Here's a little taster for you - 15 minutes taken from previous episodes covering a random collection of chats from smear tests to CSI, death to a dodgy Morgan Freeman impression.
Come join us. You’re very welcome.
Rebecca and Kirsty x
Real women. Real stuff. Real stoopid.
Friday Feb 14, 2020
Friday Feb 14, 2020
This week we meander and muse along memory lane, stopping to consider what memories shape us and which memories we would damn well rather forget. Kirsty shudders at the recollection of her swimming costume being flown as a flag on her estate and Rebecca at her skin-coloured knickers being revealed to an onlooking pub.
As usual we are educatied by our Butters' contributions - Forget the hospital when you're in need of an enema, aparently just go down a waterslide in spain. Enjoy.
Friday Feb 07, 2020
Friday Feb 07, 2020
This week we chow down on the challenging subject that is cheese. We question whether a fondue should ever be shared - naked? And address the shocking revelations that Kirsty *doesn't* like pizza and Rebecca *does* like the dirty plastic-wrapped burger cheese.
The salty cheese with a squeeky intensity - Haloumi - gets a mention - like it does at every sodding bbq. Our Butters rock up with with a smörgåsbord of cheese-related tales. As one of our Butters posted CHEESE IS LIFE.... we will let you decide.
Friday Jan 24, 2020
Friday Jan 24, 2020
This week we're discussing the horrible habits that hold us back and hinder us...from hitting snooze to holding your phone in higher esteem than your family.
Will Rebecca recover from essentially being a dog fluffer on one very bizarre day... will morning Rebecca ever be friends with evening Rebecca? Kirsty’s bad habits turn out to be many and varied...one is talking too much... I know we’re as shocked as you are. Then there's finding her own socks by the side of the road, being overly protective of potatoes and, a-hem, chewing her toenails. We are sorry ....enjoy.
Friday Jan 17, 2020
Friday Jan 17, 2020
Join us on our journey this week as we become trepidatious travellers. Trains, planes ... what could go wrong...? All kinds of crazy apparently.. from Kirsty’s light battering (which wasn't nearly as tasty as it sounds), to Rebecca's fear that the train toilet door will once again betray her.
As always DLB asks the important questions such as does Finland exist? Is the problem with travel the other travellers? And is Rebecca merely a figment of Kirsty's imagination? Enjoy.